The Amerindians really loved the democracy
As proof, we can't see them on Earth anymore — they probably went to the Moon, overwhelmed with joy after the Americans gifted them a bit of democracy.

I see you're volunteering to receive a democracy pill — such as the one given to Native Americans.

Just a reminder: the genocide of Native Americans, brought to you by democracy™, is arguably the most efficient political “success” in history.

If the word genocide has ever been accurately applied to any case, it is surely this one. It stands as a record, not only in relative terms — with a destruction rate of 90% or more — but also in absolute terms, as it involved the reduction of an estimated population by some 70 million human beings. None of the major massacres of the twentieth century come close to matching the scale of this catastrophe.

Source : The Conquest of America by Tzvetan Todorov

And many tribes were annihilated by the hands of Anglo-Saxon settlers — not by epidemics.

Mystic massacre

Pequot War

Historian Benjamin Madley unequivocally states that the Pequots endured "one of the very first genocides in what would become the United States." Regardless of the origins of the conflict, the Puritans sought to eliminate—and ultimately succeeded in eradicating—a distinct nation: the Pequot. Their actions, carried out in part through physical extermination, align with the legal definition of genocide.

The Anglo-Saxons also contributed to deadly epidemics by distributing smallpox-contaminated blankets.

Pontiac's War

During the siege of Fort Pitt in 1763, British officers and leaders such as Jeffery Amherst proposed the idea—though difficult to implement—of decimating Native tribes by triggering a smallpox epidemic. Acting on his own initiative, Captain Simeon Ecuyer offered infected blankets to the Delaware people.

Turns out, democracy was such a gift to the Amerindians that they all politely died in gratitude.
The emotions they felt were probably too intense — their bodies simply couldn’t handle that much freedom.


Americans have been exporting democracy for 247 years. The first recipients? The Amerindians. They didn’t make it.

Peace has been achieved for the Amerindians. According to the numbers, they’re no longer part of the equation.

Americans generously brought democracy and peace to the Amerindians, along with eternal real estate in the afterlife.

LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY, MAY ALL THE NON-DEMOCRATIC STATES BE BLESSED WITH DEMOCRACY, JUST LIKE THE AMERINDIANS WERE

Everyone is eligible for democracy — whether they want it or not.
Including those 11 afghani kids from Helmand province

They, too, found peace and democracy. Let’s all be happy for them.

Nothing tragic ever happens when you find democracy and peace.
Democracy should become a religion.

LET'S PRAY FOR THE HOLY DEMOCRACY
The Vietnamese received it by air, Fast, hot, and unforgettable.
All those villages and civilians stood ready to welcome democracy — and were promptly introduced to it.


Baghdad thanks the Americans — they truly showed the path to democracy and peace.

In gratitude, they offered oil to their liberators — a sacred tribute to the bringers of democracy.

In a bold humanitarian gesture, two NATO pilots delivered democratic justice via airstrike — targeting randomly, but with full commitment to equal opportunity.

2 trucks full of civilians
The lucky recipients? 70 civilians, among them 11 children. Democracy doesn’t discriminate.

I nearly forgot General MacArthur, who proposed helping the Chinese discover democracy… by nuking them during the Korean War. Efficient, as always.

Praise be to the Holy Atom, bringer of peace. And to Holy Democracy, its faithful prophet.


Just look at the joy on this Japanese child’s face as he experiences democracy and peace firsthand.
Thank you America.